1 00:00:02,035 --> 00:00:03,570 Shanise, I really appreciate you coming over 2 00:00:03,670 --> 00:00:04,904 and helping me plan my party tonight. 3 00:00:05,005 --> 00:00:06,573 Oh, no problem. 4 00:00:06,673 --> 00:00:07,741 Hey, you know I just planned a party 5 00:00:07,841 --> 00:00:09,209 for my Aunt Alice's funeral. 6 00:00:09,309 --> 00:00:11,544 It was so much fun. 7 00:00:11,644 --> 00:00:14,514 Oh, oh. And the magician was the bomb. 8 00:00:16,082 --> 00:00:19,252 Shanise, why would you have a magician at a funeral? 9 00:00:19,352 --> 00:00:21,054 Because everyone was so sad. 10 00:00:21,154 --> 00:00:22,555 But when he sawed Uncle Mark in half 11 00:00:22,655 --> 00:00:25,759 people forgot all about Aunt Alice. 12 00:00:25,859 --> 00:00:26,726 Great. 13 00:00:26,826 --> 00:00:28,495 Anyway, uh, about my party 14 00:00:28,561 --> 00:00:29,863 I'm tryin' to find a theme for it. 15 00:00:29,929 --> 00:00:31,931 Oh, how about the theme from "Star Wars?" 16 00:00:32,031 --> 00:00:34,167 Oh, no, no, the theme from "Shaft." 17 00:00:43,510 --> 00:00:45,278 Like that, right? 18 00:00:45,378 --> 00:00:49,282 Why don't you just take notes and let me do to thinking? 19 00:00:49,382 --> 00:00:51,284 Okay, but you know, sometimes 20 00:00:51,384 --> 00:00:53,286 two heads are better than one. 21 00:00:53,386 --> 00:00:54,954 Not in this case. 22 00:00:55,055 --> 00:00:56,956 Um, now when I say theme 23 00:00:57,057 --> 00:00:59,125 I mean, you know, the flavor of a party 24 00:00:59,225 --> 00:01:01,461 like-like, Halloween, Christmas. 25 00:01:01,561 --> 00:01:04,898 Oh, how about a Groundhogs Day party? 26 00:01:04,964 --> 00:01:09,235 Ooh, something like that. Now picture this. 27 00:01:09,302 --> 00:01:13,139 I see people dancing and-and music and food 28 00:01:13,239 --> 00:01:15,075 and people all around me, you know what I'm saying? 29 00:01:15,141 --> 00:01:16,643 And you know, I'm the center of attention. 30 00:01:16,743 --> 00:01:18,078 You know, 'cause it's all.. 31 00:01:18,144 --> 00:01:19,746 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 32 00:01:19,813 --> 00:01:20,814 That's just it. 33 00:01:20,914 --> 00:01:22,215 I'll be the theme because 34 00:01:22,282 --> 00:01:24,617 it's all about me and my new job. 35 00:01:24,717 --> 00:01:27,454 - Can you picture that? - Yeah. Okay, hold on. 36 00:01:27,554 --> 00:01:29,823 - Okay, I see it. - Okay. 37 00:01:29,923 --> 00:01:31,891 - I see it. - Good. 38 00:01:31,958 --> 00:01:34,594 - Okay, done. - Lemme see what you got. 39 00:01:34,661 --> 00:01:36,663 Is this what you pictured? 40 00:01:40,500 --> 00:01:43,169 Whazzup? Whazzup? Whazzup? 41 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:15,168 That's how it is. 42 00:02:15,268 --> 00:02:18,805 That's how it's gonna be. New year. 43 00:02:18,872 --> 00:02:21,841 Uh-huh. Taste that, baby. Put your lips on there. 44 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:25,211 What? W-what the matter? What you think? 45 00:02:25,311 --> 00:02:28,214 Oh, I think it needs some more sugar. 46 00:02:29,782 --> 00:02:32,218 Oh, yeah. We gonna party tonight. 47 00:02:32,318 --> 00:02:33,953 - Aah! - Hey, Tommy, man. 48 00:02:34,020 --> 00:02:36,055 I can't wait till Martin get here with that food, man. 49 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:37,824 Brother starvin' like Marvin. 50 00:02:37,891 --> 00:02:40,727 Well, that's too bad 'cause that food's for the party tonight. 51 00:02:40,827 --> 00:02:43,730 Cole, who's Marvin? 52 00:02:43,830 --> 00:02:46,399 Oh, he was this dude that was hungry.. 53 00:02:46,499 --> 00:02:47,700 Damn, Pam. 54 00:02:47,800 --> 00:02:49,736 I can't believe how far I had to park away 55 00:02:49,836 --> 00:02:51,671 from your dog house. 56 00:02:51,738 --> 00:02:53,540 I'm surprised you managed to get out 57 00:02:53,640 --> 00:02:57,143 of the car seat all by delf. 58 00:02:57,210 --> 00:02:58,578 Where do you want me to put these wings? 59 00:02:58,678 --> 00:02:59,979 In the fridge next to 60 00:03:00,046 --> 00:03:01,881 the kennel ration? 61 00:03:01,981 --> 00:03:06,085 Just put 'em over there, Tickle me, Earmo. 62 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:07,654 You know, Pam, I think it's really great 63 00:03:07,720 --> 00:03:09,589 that you're havin' a little party to celebrate 64 00:03:09,689 --> 00:03:11,758 your new gig down at the record company. 65 00:03:11,858 --> 00:03:14,060 I did the same thing when I got my new job. 66 00:03:15,495 --> 00:03:18,164 Tommy, I don't-I don't remember you havin' no party. 67 00:03:18,231 --> 00:03:21,601 And I damn sure don't remember you havin' no job, Tommy. 68 00:03:21,701 --> 00:03:22,902 Uh.. No. 69 00:03:23,002 --> 00:03:24,604 - We gotta roll, Pam. - Oh, yeah. 70 00:03:24,704 --> 00:03:28,074 I still have to figure out what I'm gonna wear. 71 00:03:28,174 --> 00:03:29,776 It's just a party, Shanise. 72 00:03:29,876 --> 00:03:32,278 No, honey, I mean for work tomorrow. 73 00:03:33,546 --> 00:03:35,048 Okay! 74 00:03:35,114 --> 00:03:37,217 We'll see y'all a little later, alright? 75 00:03:37,283 --> 00:03:38,351 You get on out, too. 76 00:03:38,418 --> 00:03:39,385 - Hey, look-- - 'Get out.' 77 00:03:39,452 --> 00:03:40,720 - I'm gone. - Get out. 78 00:03:40,787 --> 00:03:42,255 You know, I really like that, but look 79 00:03:42,355 --> 00:03:43,856 one more thing before I go. 80 00:03:43,923 --> 00:03:45,391 You might wanna open up a window. 81 00:03:45,458 --> 00:03:46,793 How come? 82 00:03:46,893 --> 00:03:50,430 Because it's smells like Lion Country Safari up in here. 83 00:03:51,965 --> 00:03:55,568 Oh, man. Stin-ky. 84 00:04:11,384 --> 00:04:14,454 I'm telling you, Elvis ain't dead. 85 00:04:14,554 --> 00:04:16,289 The aliens. The aliens got him. 86 00:04:16,389 --> 00:04:18,825 And, and, and now he's burnin' up the charts on Krypton. 87 00:04:18,925 --> 00:04:20,393 Yep, yep, yep, yep. 88 00:04:20,460 --> 00:04:22,829 - Oh, really, Tammy? - Mm-hmm. 89 00:04:22,929 --> 00:04:25,732 They got Jimi Hendrix, too. 90 00:04:27,500 --> 00:04:29,335 Is that Bruce Lee paging me? 91 00:04:29,435 --> 00:04:30,803 Would you please tell him 92 00:04:30,903 --> 00:04:32,772 I don't want to be in a relationship right now. 93 00:04:32,839 --> 00:04:34,907 I'm seeing Denzel. 94 00:04:34,974 --> 00:04:37,310 You know what that means, Tammy? 95 00:04:37,410 --> 00:04:39,579 It's time to take your medication. 96 00:04:39,646 --> 00:04:43,816 No. No, Nurse Froyd, I don't wany anymore medication! 97 00:04:43,916 --> 00:04:45,318 I'm not gonna take anymore medication. 98 00:04:45,418 --> 00:04:46,452 Because I don't have to. 99 00:04:46,519 --> 00:04:47,520 I.. Hey! 100 00:04:47,620 --> 00:04:48,755 Ouch! Oh, God. 101 00:04:50,123 --> 00:04:51,958 You. 102 00:04:55,628 --> 00:04:57,497 Give me that. 103 00:04:57,597 --> 00:05:00,466 And now, I'm gonna see my cousin Pam. 104 00:05:00,533 --> 00:05:02,669 All aboard! 105 00:05:15,715 --> 00:05:18,117 'It's open, Shanise.' 106 00:05:18,184 --> 00:05:20,653 'Did you bring that new Keith Sweat CD?' 107 00:05:20,720 --> 00:05:22,155 Back up. 108 00:05:26,492 --> 00:05:27,493 Pam? 109 00:05:32,065 --> 00:05:33,166 Tammy! 110 00:05:37,804 --> 00:05:39,639 It's, It's me, Cousin Pam. 111 00:05:41,007 --> 00:05:42,208 Ooh. 112 00:05:42,308 --> 00:05:43,810 It's a nice apartment. 113 00:05:45,211 --> 00:05:47,714 Girl, I have not seen you in ages. 114 00:05:47,814 --> 00:05:49,582 What have you been up to? 115 00:05:49,682 --> 00:05:51,918 Oh, I've been in Krypton. Uh.. 116 00:05:52,018 --> 00:05:53,720 Paris for-for the past few years 117 00:05:53,820 --> 00:05:57,023 doing uh, that-that modeling thing. 118 00:05:57,090 --> 00:05:58,725 Well, you sure got the face for it 119 00:05:58,825 --> 00:06:01,661 with your fine self. 120 00:06:01,728 --> 00:06:04,364 Nice coat. Did you get that in Paris? 121 00:06:04,430 --> 00:06:05,665 Oh, this? 122 00:06:05,732 --> 00:06:07,100 Umm, no. I just, um 123 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:09,936 did a little window shopping on my way over here. 124 00:06:10,036 --> 00:06:11,604 You know, and your timing is perfect. 125 00:06:11,704 --> 00:06:13,506 'Cause I'm havin' a party tonight. 126 00:06:13,573 --> 00:06:14,907 Now that I remember, girl 127 00:06:15,007 --> 00:06:17,377 you used to lose your mind on the dance floor. 128 00:06:17,443 --> 00:06:19,345 Oh, you swing from one chandelier 129 00:06:19,412 --> 00:06:22,115 and they never let you forget it. 130 00:06:22,215 --> 00:06:23,516 Well, you just make yourself at home. 131 00:06:23,583 --> 00:06:25,218 I'mma finish my makeup. 132 00:06:30,289 --> 00:06:31,924 Sit. Stand. 133 00:06:38,064 --> 00:06:40,933 So, umm...what's the party for? 134 00:06:41,033 --> 00:06:43,603 'I just got a new job at a record company.' 135 00:06:45,204 --> 00:06:47,240 Who are these people in the picture with you? 136 00:06:47,306 --> 00:06:48,641 'Well, those are my friends.' 137 00:06:48,741 --> 00:06:51,277 'The one with the big head is my girl Gina' 138 00:06:51,377 --> 00:06:54,313 'and the one with the big ears is her husband Martin.' 139 00:06:54,414 --> 00:06:56,315 Who's the tall bald brother? 140 00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:57,650 'That's Tommy.' 141 00:06:57,750 --> 00:07:00,219 'Oh, yeah, Cole is the short, thick one.' 142 00:07:00,286 --> 00:07:01,654 Nice hat. 143 00:07:04,257 --> 00:07:06,993 They're comin'. They comin'. Get down. 144 00:07:07,093 --> 00:07:09,662 Get down. Get down. 145 00:07:09,762 --> 00:07:11,664 Can I get you anything? 146 00:07:11,764 --> 00:07:14,167 Umm, no. Ah, ah, I need a drink. 147 00:07:15,601 --> 00:07:18,638 - Is this the kitchen? - Yeah. Help yourself. 148 00:07:19,772 --> 00:07:21,307 The hell is wrong with her? 149 00:07:24,510 --> 00:07:26,412 Phew. Whoa, slow down. 150 00:07:26,479 --> 00:07:28,815 - Can I help you? - As a matter of fact, you can. 151 00:07:28,915 --> 00:07:31,517 You could come along with us without giving us any trouble. 152 00:07:31,617 --> 00:07:32,985 Who the hell are you, bruh? 153 00:07:33,085 --> 00:07:35,121 You're the one that called us half hour ago. 154 00:07:35,188 --> 00:07:37,089 You said to come and get you. 155 00:07:37,156 --> 00:07:39,192 What are you talkin' about, Baldy? 156 00:07:39,292 --> 00:07:40,359 I didn't call anybody. 157 00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:41,961 Oh, come on now, Tammy. 158 00:07:42,028 --> 00:07:43,296 You escaped from the mental hospital 159 00:07:43,362 --> 00:07:44,630 and now we're taking you back. 160 00:07:44,697 --> 00:07:46,132 Wait a minute. Hold on. Wait a minute. 161 00:07:46,199 --> 00:07:48,935 You mean to tell me Tammy's been in a mental hospital? 162 00:07:49,001 --> 00:07:50,470 What? Y'all got it all wrong. 163 00:07:50,536 --> 00:07:53,506 See, first of all, I'm not Tammy, I'm her cousin Pam. 164 00:07:53,606 --> 00:07:55,541 Right. And I'm Cousin Ned. 165 00:07:55,641 --> 00:07:57,043 I'm your Uncle Fester. 166 00:07:57,143 --> 00:07:59,312 You can change your hair, but you can't fool us. 167 00:07:59,378 --> 00:08:02,949 Wait a minute. Wait. Wait. Hold on. Hold on. 168 00:08:03,015 --> 00:08:04,484 I said Tammy is in the kitchen. 169 00:08:04,550 --> 00:08:07,520 Sure she is. I bet you tap dance with Sammy Davis Jr.. 170 00:08:07,620 --> 00:08:08,788 Come on, Tammy. 171 00:08:08,855 --> 00:08:11,224 - Let's go. - Wait a minute. Go where? 172 00:08:11,324 --> 00:08:13,893 She's in the kitchen. Y'all got the wrong girl. 173 00:08:13,993 --> 00:08:16,128 Tammy! I said Tammy. 174 00:08:16,195 --> 00:08:17,230 'Get off me!' 175 00:08:26,506 --> 00:08:29,575 Oh, yeah. 176 00:08:29,675 --> 00:08:32,311 I can't wait to get my party. 177 00:08:32,378 --> 00:08:33,713 Ohh. 178 00:08:33,813 --> 00:08:35,848 Get off of me. 179 00:08:41,354 --> 00:08:43,689 Right. I was getting ready for my party, right? 180 00:08:43,756 --> 00:08:46,425 And then, my cousin Tammy has showed up, right? 181 00:08:46,526 --> 00:08:49,262 And she was telling me that she was model and that stuff. 182 00:08:49,362 --> 00:08:51,230 'And then, she went in to get a drink, right? ' 183 00:08:51,330 --> 00:08:52,665 And then, um.. 184 00:08:52,732 --> 00:08:55,501 I'm telling y'all my name is Pamela James 185 00:08:55,568 --> 00:08:57,503 and I live in Herbie Hancock Park 186 00:08:57,570 --> 00:08:59,171 and I was framed. 187 00:08:59,238 --> 00:09:00,773 By my cousin Tammy. 188 00:09:00,873 --> 00:09:03,776 This multiple personality thing is new. 189 00:09:03,876 --> 00:09:05,745 Yeah, she's worse now than before she escaped. 190 00:09:05,845 --> 00:09:07,013 - Mm-hmm. - Escaped? What? 191 00:09:07,079 --> 00:09:09,515 Oh, it's that time again. 192 00:09:09,582 --> 00:09:11,617 Time for what, lady? 193 00:09:11,717 --> 00:09:13,953 It's time for your shots. 194 00:09:15,454 --> 00:09:18,457 I don't need no shot. 195 00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:20,726 'Oh, damn!' 196 00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:24,096 Ouch! 197 00:09:24,196 --> 00:09:25,598 Ouch! 198 00:09:32,138 --> 00:09:34,273 Hook down. Over there! 199 00:09:34,373 --> 00:09:35,741 Over there! 200 00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:42,148 Dang. This party is off the hook. 201 00:09:42,248 --> 00:09:45,918 Ah. What's up with Pam on the dance floor? 202 00:09:52,758 --> 00:09:54,393 Hey, yo, Pam, what youse doing out there? 203 00:09:54,460 --> 00:09:57,296 - The Wackaraina? - Hey, hun. 204 00:09:57,396 --> 00:10:00,266 Hows about showing Big Tom a few of those moves, baby? 205 00:10:00,333 --> 00:10:01,834 - Hold on. Hold on. - Hey. 206 00:10:01,934 --> 00:10:04,770 Umm. Sorry, Baldy. 207 00:10:04,837 --> 00:10:07,907 The word on, uh, Krypton is, uh.. 208 00:10:07,974 --> 00:10:09,008 ...you ain't got no job. 209 00:10:09,108 --> 00:10:11,344 - What? - Besides.. 210 00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:13,179 I like my men, uh, short 211 00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:15,348 fine and employed. 212 00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:19,952 Like him. 213 00:10:20,019 --> 00:10:22,188 Excuse me. 214 00:10:26,959 --> 00:10:30,029 How about this dance, Denzel? 215 00:10:30,129 --> 00:10:33,032 Pam, you must be out your damn mind. 216 00:10:33,132 --> 00:10:36,535 You know damn well I don't dance with no kangaroos. 217 00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:38,938 No, no. No. 218 00:10:39,005 --> 00:10:40,272 Don't be sweating him, Sugarfoot. 219 00:10:40,339 --> 00:10:43,542 Come dance with Bowlegged Lou. 220 00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:45,011 Yike! 221 00:10:45,111 --> 00:10:46,312 - Tommy. - Yeah? 222 00:10:46,379 --> 00:10:48,681 - What's wrong, man? - I don't know man. 223 00:10:48,781 --> 00:10:51,183 Pam buggers. She act like she don't even know me. 224 00:10:51,283 --> 00:10:53,119 Well, Tommy, that's what you get for messing around 225 00:10:53,185 --> 00:10:55,688 with nature, man. I told you. Look.. 226 00:10:55,788 --> 00:10:57,657 God created Adam and Eve. 227 00:10:57,723 --> 00:11:01,293 - Not Adam and Weave, man. - I don't know, Martin. 228 00:11:01,360 --> 00:11:03,229 I'mma-I'mma have to agree with Tommy on this one, man. 229 00:11:03,329 --> 00:11:05,898 - Pam is definitely trippin'. - I-I think so, too. 230 00:11:05,998 --> 00:11:09,335 I mean Martin doesn't look anything like Denzel. 231 00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:12,371 You, you know what, I can't lie. 232 00:11:12,471 --> 00:11:14,006 In all the years I've known Pam 233 00:11:14,073 --> 00:11:16,475 this is the first time her breath wasn't humming 234 00:11:16,542 --> 00:11:18,077 like bad chilies. 235 00:11:22,715 --> 00:11:24,150 Wild kingdom. 236 00:11:24,216 --> 00:11:25,885 Martin, Martin, is that you? 237 00:11:25,985 --> 00:11:27,586 Yeah. Who's this? 238 00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:29,055 It's Pam. 239 00:11:29,155 --> 00:11:30,690 Pam? 240 00:11:30,756 --> 00:11:31,757 Hold up. 241 00:11:31,857 --> 00:11:33,693 How can I be talking to Quasimoto 242 00:11:33,759 --> 00:11:36,429 and looking at Quasimoto at the same time? 243 00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:38,931 No, Martin that's my crazy cousin Tammy. 244 00:11:39,031 --> 00:11:41,267 She just escaped from Civil Sinai Hospital 245 00:11:41,367 --> 00:11:45,171 and set me up. Now, she's partying in my house and.. 246 00:11:45,237 --> 00:11:47,573 ...I'm stuck in the nuthouse. 247 00:11:47,673 --> 00:11:50,509 Well, lady it sounds like you in the right place. 248 00:11:50,576 --> 00:11:54,413 Shut it up, OJ Shrimpson. Now is not the time. 249 00:11:54,513 --> 00:11:56,282 Now put those plunges you call ears 250 00:11:56,382 --> 00:11:58,017 to the phone and listen up. 251 00:11:58,084 --> 00:12:00,119 Damn, it's really you, Pam. 252 00:12:00,219 --> 00:12:01,454 Of course it's me. 253 00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:03,255 But if you don't get me outta here.. 254 00:12:04,757 --> 00:12:07,359 ...they gonna get me a lobotomy. 255 00:12:07,426 --> 00:12:08,627 La Bamba? 256 00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:10,429 Yo, that was my jam. 257 00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:14,934 No, not La Bamba. 258 00:12:15,034 --> 00:12:17,136 They about to take out my brain, fool. 259 00:12:17,236 --> 00:12:18,938 Well, I ain't got a problem with that. 260 00:12:20,239 --> 00:12:22,308 Oh, come on, Martin. Stop playing. 261 00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:24,210 I need your help. 262 00:12:24,276 --> 00:12:26,112 You're all I got. 263 00:12:28,247 --> 00:12:29,915 Oh, snap, here comes the nurse. 264 00:12:42,261 --> 00:12:43,596 Pam's in trouble, man. 265 00:12:43,662 --> 00:12:46,999 You ain't lying. That bunny hop played out years ago. 266 00:12:47,099 --> 00:12:49,935 Nah, nah, that ain't Pam, man. That's her cousin Tammy. 267 00:12:50,002 --> 00:12:52,338 Tammy? Well, where's Pam? 268 00:12:52,438 --> 00:12:54,607 She-She just called and said she was on lockdown 269 00:12:54,673 --> 00:12:55,841 at Civil Sinai. 270 00:12:55,941 --> 00:12:57,810 Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. 271 00:12:57,910 --> 00:12:59,411 Now it's making sense to me. 272 00:12:59,478 --> 00:13:02,782 Pam told me she has a cousin who looks exactly like her. 273 00:13:02,848 --> 00:13:04,683 'She said she was eccentric.' 274 00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:07,987 Eccentric? That means she crazy. 275 00:13:08,087 --> 00:13:10,689 'Shh, shh. Here she comes.' 276 00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:12,358 So, uh.. 277 00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:14,693 Still won't give me that dance, Denzel? 278 00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:18,330 First of all, I ain't Denzel. 279 00:13:18,430 --> 00:13:20,699 And you ain't Pam, Tammy. 280 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,368 Yeah. Uh-huh. 281 00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:23,869 I'm not going back. 282 00:13:23,969 --> 00:13:25,471 You can't make me go back. 283 00:13:26,705 --> 00:13:28,207 Beam me up, Scotty. 284 00:13:28,307 --> 00:13:29,642 Tommy, man, look, grab her, man. 285 00:13:29,708 --> 00:13:31,177 Hell no. I ain't grabbin' her! You grab her. 286 00:13:31,277 --> 00:13:33,345 - Cole. Cole, go you grab her. - Man, please. 287 00:13:33,445 --> 00:13:35,347 Crazy people know how to fight. 288 00:13:35,447 --> 00:13:37,049 - Shanise, hella! - Go ahead, Shanise. 289 00:13:37,149 --> 00:13:40,686 - You can do it. - Hello? Scotty. 290 00:13:40,786 --> 00:13:42,688 Scotty. Scotty. 291 00:13:42,788 --> 00:13:44,056 C-C-Captain Kirk. Captain Kirk. 292 00:13:44,156 --> 00:13:45,958 My turn. Captain Kirk. 293 00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:49,662 Oh, he's not answering. 294 00:13:49,728 --> 00:13:51,630 It must be broken. 295 00:13:51,697 --> 00:13:54,066 You broke it. 296 00:13:54,166 --> 00:13:57,403 She broke my terminator! 297 00:14:01,540 --> 00:14:03,742 That'd be one to beam up, Scotty. 298 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:05,678 Scotty? Scotty! 299 00:14:09,481 --> 00:14:13,919 And you actually expect me to believe that story? 300 00:14:14,019 --> 00:14:15,421 Hell yeah. 301 00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:17,156 I'm telling you the patient back there 302 00:14:17,223 --> 00:14:18,924 is Pam not Tammy. 303 00:14:19,024 --> 00:14:21,560 In that case, where is Tammy? 304 00:14:21,660 --> 00:14:23,863 Well, she was back a-a-at the house. 305 00:14:23,929 --> 00:14:25,431 Uh, slow dancing with Bowlegged Lou 306 00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:27,199 then she rolled out. 307 00:14:27,266 --> 00:14:29,902 Who is Bowlegged Lou? 308 00:14:30,002 --> 00:14:31,871 How am I supposed to know, lady? 309 00:14:31,937 --> 00:14:34,173 It's-it's not my party. 310 00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:36,275 If you can't prove your allegations 311 00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:38,344 then there's nothing I can do about it. 312 00:14:38,410 --> 00:14:39,578 O-okay. Okay, ma'am. 313 00:14:39,678 --> 00:14:42,014 Look, can we at least talk to her? 314 00:14:42,081 --> 00:14:45,117 Sure you could, if you were a family member. 315 00:14:45,217 --> 00:14:48,120 Or a doctor. But you're not. 316 00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:49,855 So ya can't. 317 00:14:51,257 --> 00:14:53,759 Alright. You don't have to give the attitude. 318 00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:57,062 Oh, look out, Jerry. Look out. 319 00:14:59,932 --> 00:15:01,800 Hey-hey, man. This hospital the bomb, yo. 320 00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:03,135 I mean, you can watch TV all day 321 00:15:03,235 --> 00:15:05,070 and I can eat all the ice cream I want. 322 00:15:05,137 --> 00:15:07,106 Everyone here is so nice, Martin. 323 00:15:07,206 --> 00:15:10,576 I mean, we just met them. They're just like our family. 324 00:15:12,378 --> 00:15:14,413 Why ain't I surprised? I don't know, man. 325 00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:17,149 You know what, man, we can't let Pam go like this, man. 326 00:15:17,249 --> 00:15:18,984 Yeah, Tommy, I know that. But.. 327 00:15:22,254 --> 00:15:23,789 - You know what, Tommy? - What? 328 00:15:23,889 --> 00:15:26,292 I got an idea. Just flow with me. 329 00:15:26,392 --> 00:15:27,793 - Alright. - Okay. 330 00:15:39,405 --> 00:15:41,840 Uh, ahem! Excuse me, nurse. 331 00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:43,842 I'm here to examine the patient. 332 00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,411 - Sure. - 'Yeah.' 333 00:15:46,345 --> 00:15:47,780 Okay, which one? 334 00:15:47,846 --> 00:15:49,815 Ahh. Tammy. 335 00:15:49,915 --> 00:15:52,017 The one with the fake hair, foul-breath 336 00:15:52,117 --> 00:15:54,186 and-and funky attitude? 337 00:15:54,286 --> 00:15:57,022 - That would be her. - Yeah. 338 00:15:57,122 --> 00:15:59,591 I've never seen you on my shift. 339 00:15:59,658 --> 00:16:02,161 - No? - You must be a new resident. 340 00:16:02,261 --> 00:16:05,764 Yeah, yeah. I-I-I'm new in the neighborhood. 341 00:16:05,831 --> 00:16:07,533 Hi, I'm Dr. Jay. 342 00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:10,836 - Dr. Jay. - Yeah. How you doin'? 343 00:16:10,936 --> 00:16:12,438 I think I've heard of you. 344 00:16:13,439 --> 00:16:14,707 I'm Nurse Yung. 345 00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:15,941 Hello, Nurse Yung. 346 00:16:16,008 --> 00:16:18,610 - I'll go get the patient. - Alright. 347 00:16:18,677 --> 00:16:20,312 I'll go get the patient. 348 00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:24,984 You know, Cole, Pam didn't tell us 349 00:16:25,050 --> 00:16:27,720 Abraham Lincoln lived here. 350 00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:29,355 Pam don't know. She don't know. 351 00:16:29,455 --> 00:16:31,123 Oh, look, "Sesame Street's" on. 352 00:16:31,190 --> 00:16:32,458 - Oh, snap. - That's my favorite. 353 00:16:32,524 --> 00:16:35,694 Heyo, heyo, was Big Bird a boy or a girl? 354 00:16:35,794 --> 00:16:37,396 - You know, hey-- - Please, nurse. 355 00:16:37,496 --> 00:16:39,732 - No more medications. - It's okay. 356 00:16:41,166 --> 00:16:42,401 Here she is, doctor. 357 00:16:42,501 --> 00:16:43,669 We had to restrain her 358 00:16:43,736 --> 00:16:45,237 after she just took out an orderly. 359 00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:48,374 I never thought I'd be so happy 360 00:16:48,474 --> 00:16:50,409 to see the smallest man in the world. 361 00:16:50,509 --> 00:16:51,577 Yeah, well, that's funky comin' 362 00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:53,479 from the ugliest woman in the world. 363 00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:57,416 Here's the chart. 364 00:16:57,516 --> 00:16:59,651 Where would you like to do the examination? 365 00:16:59,718 --> 00:17:00,919 Examination? 366 00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:02,421 I'll- I'll.. D-doc. 367 00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:06,091 Why don't we, umm, use the stethoscope, Dr. Jay? 368 00:17:06,191 --> 00:17:07,393 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right. 369 00:17:07,493 --> 00:17:08,894 Ah, okay, patient.. 370 00:17:08,994 --> 00:17:11,764 Hold on as the doctor tries to get you out. Shut your mouth. 371 00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:15,901 Not unless the doctor wants to lose his head. 372 00:17:16,001 --> 00:17:18,170 - Are you crazy? - Will you stop it? 373 00:17:18,237 --> 00:17:19,671 Doctor, should I call the orderly? 374 00:17:19,738 --> 00:17:21,407 No, no, that-that's not necessary. 375 00:17:21,507 --> 00:17:23,942 What we need to do is to move her to a more secure facility. 376 00:17:24,042 --> 00:17:25,444 Or game reserve. 377 00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:29,348 Here, Tammy. Yeah, there we go. 378 00:17:29,415 --> 00:17:31,350 - Come on, let's go. - Alright. 379 00:17:31,417 --> 00:17:32,518 We're just about to get outta here. 380 00:17:32,584 --> 00:17:34,553 Ah. Look here, Dumb and Dumber. 381 00:17:34,620 --> 00:17:39,224 We-we gots to roll. Let's be out. 382 00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:43,796 Ma people. One, two, three. 383 00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:48,467 Thank you very much. 384 00:17:51,036 --> 00:17:52,071 Shush. Shush. 385 00:17:54,273 --> 00:17:56,408 Go. Go. Go. 386 00:17:56,475 --> 00:17:58,310 Hold it. They're not doctors. 387 00:17:58,410 --> 00:18:00,646 They're trying to bust Tammy outta here. 388 00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:02,481 - Lock 'em up. - Alright. 389 00:18:02,581 --> 00:18:04,216 You know what, I hope y'all got emergency room 390 00:18:04,283 --> 00:18:07,453 'cause if y'all try to stop us, we taking you out. 391 00:18:07,553 --> 00:18:09,121 Whoa, hold it. 392 00:18:12,591 --> 00:18:15,094 Hello? Tammy. 393 00:18:15,160 --> 00:18:16,995 I don't like it out here. 394 00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:21,333 Everybody I talked to says Elvis is dead. 395 00:18:21,433 --> 00:18:22,801 They're all crazy. 396 00:18:22,901 --> 00:18:25,304 Hold on, Tammy, tell Nurse Yung where you are 397 00:18:25,404 --> 00:18:27,639 and we'll come and get you. 398 00:18:27,739 --> 00:18:28,674 'Kay. 399 00:18:30,175 --> 00:18:34,313 Guess there's been a bit of a misunderstanding here. 400 00:18:34,413 --> 00:18:35,314 It's okay. 401 00:18:35,414 --> 00:18:37,116 It's fine, things like this happen. 402 00:18:37,182 --> 00:18:39,751 I just hope you don't misunderstand 403 00:18:39,818 --> 00:18:42,754 what I'm gonna do to you when I get out of this jacket. 404 00:18:42,821 --> 00:18:44,423 - Pam! - Okay, hold on. 405 00:18:44,490 --> 00:18:46,925 - You don't know she put me-- - I know. Just calm down. 406 00:18:46,992 --> 00:18:49,027 This is almost over, okay? Just relax, alright? 407 00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:51,363 - Here let me help. - Martin, I'm so happy. 408 00:18:51,463 --> 00:18:53,265 Y-y-you really looked out for a sister. 409 00:18:53,332 --> 00:18:54,933 Hey, yeah, well, it ain't no big thing. 410 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:57,936 Ain't the first time I saved you from a dog catcher. 411 00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:03,342 It's hot. 412 00:19:04,710 --> 00:19:06,979 Oh, man. 413 00:19:07,045 --> 00:19:08,780 What the hell? 414 00:19:08,847 --> 00:19:11,884 Who messed up my apartment? 415 00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:15,120 Shoot. Looking like somebody threw down up in here. 416 00:19:15,187 --> 00:19:19,124 Ugh. No. It's more like somebody threw up up in here. 417 00:19:19,191 --> 00:19:22,661 Tommy. Tommy. Slowly my nerves are going. 418 00:19:22,728 --> 00:19:25,397 - My nerves are shot, Tommy. - A-alright, Pam, don't worry. 419 00:19:25,497 --> 00:19:26,965 We're gonna help you clean up, alright? 420 00:19:27,032 --> 00:19:28,800 Uh-huh. 421 00:19:28,867 --> 00:19:30,402 I'll help you as long as I can 422 00:19:30,502 --> 00:19:33,405 but a brother gettin' sleepy. 423 00:19:33,505 --> 00:19:35,507 Cole, you been drinking? 424 00:19:36,542 --> 00:19:39,545 Nah, man. I don't drink. 425 00:19:39,645 --> 00:19:42,981 Nurse Froyd gave me a shot in the ass. 426 00:19:43,048 --> 00:19:45,717 Brother feeling lovely. 427 00:19:45,817 --> 00:19:47,252 Okay. Okay, I-I'll tell you what. 428 00:19:47,352 --> 00:19:48,887 Why don't you guys go in the kitchen 429 00:19:48,987 --> 00:19:50,422 and wash some dishes, okay? 430 00:19:50,522 --> 00:19:52,391 - Good idea. - Can you wash dishes? 431 00:19:52,491 --> 00:19:53,725 - Come on, baby. - What? 432 00:19:53,825 --> 00:19:55,394 - What? - Let's go wash the dishes. 433 00:19:55,494 --> 00:19:56,995 Oh, you don't wanna wash the dishes. 434 00:19:57,062 --> 00:19:58,497 I know what you wanna do. 435 00:20:08,106 --> 00:20:09,608 Tommy, um, I'm just gonna 436 00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:11,043 get out of these hospital clothes. 437 00:20:11,109 --> 00:20:13,245 Okay, alright. I'll-I'll be in here. 438 00:20:13,345 --> 00:20:15,347 Getting started up in here. 439 00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:23,388 Hi! 440 00:20:23,455 --> 00:20:24,923 Hey! 441 00:20:25,023 --> 00:20:27,726 Hey, how did you get dressed so quick? 442 00:20:27,793 --> 00:20:29,294 Wait, wait, wait, wait, Pam. 443 00:20:29,394 --> 00:20:32,864 How come you put on your party clothes to clean up? 444 00:20:32,931 --> 00:20:34,766 Clean up? Unh-unh. 445 00:20:34,866 --> 00:20:37,069 The party ain't over. 446 00:20:37,135 --> 00:20:38,437 What? 447 00:20:38,537 --> 00:20:41,640 Come on. Let's get our boogie. 448 00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:43,709 Ohh! 449 00:20:43,775 --> 00:20:45,143 Hey, ey-ey! 450 00:20:46,712 --> 00:20:48,547 Ow, ow. Pam, what're you doing? 451 00:20:48,614 --> 00:20:50,315 Uh, P-Pam. 452 00:20:50,415 --> 00:20:52,150 Oh, no, no, no. 453 00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:55,754 Tommy, why do you have the music so loud? 454 00:20:57,923 --> 00:20:59,157 Tammy? 455 00:21:01,660 --> 00:21:03,328 Oh, my damn! 456 00:21:03,428 --> 00:21:05,397 Y'all look like bookends. 457 00:21:05,464 --> 00:21:08,667 Wait, y-y.. T-Tammy? 458 00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:09,668 No, I'm Pam. 459 00:21:09,768 --> 00:21:11,003 No, I'm Pam. 460 00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:12,738 - No. I'm Pam. - Okay, okay guys. 461 00:21:12,804 --> 00:21:14,973 I don't know. Now y'all look identical. 462 00:21:15,073 --> 00:21:17,242 Not for long. 463 00:21:17,309 --> 00:21:20,245 Ah, I-I'm sorry, I-I just wanted to have a little fun that's all. 464 00:21:20,312 --> 00:21:21,947 I think I'll go to the hospital now. 465 00:21:22,014 --> 00:21:23,515 Oh, you going back to the hospital 466 00:21:23,615 --> 00:21:25,584 but you going in a ambulance. 467 00:21:36,028 --> 00:21:38,764 First of all, I ain't Denzel. And you ain't Tammy, Pam. 468 00:21:40,432 --> 00:21:42,934 Am I Pam or am I Tammy? 469 00:21:43,001 --> 00:21:45,804 You're not.. You're not Tammy, Pam. 470 00:21:45,871 --> 00:21:47,172 No. 471 00:21:47,272 --> 00:21:48,874 You're not Pam, Tammy. 472 00:21:50,008 --> 00:21:51,443 You ain't Pam, Tammy. 473 00:21:52,477 --> 00:21:55,647 Dammit, you ain't Pam, Tammy. 474 00:21:55,714 --> 00:21:59,318 'Cause it smells like country lion safari.. 475 00:21:59,384 --> 00:22:02,187 Lion Country Safari up in here.